Yeeeeaaahhhh- this is the kind of awkward damage shake-negligence can cause:
Every single guy knows what I'm talking about. Most of us have heard the maxim "shake it more than three times and you're playing with it" referring to the shaking of our ding-dongs after peeing (which is done to make sure we got it all out). Well I say, shake it less than three times and you're taking a serious risk of some pee drippage. It's one of the most chafing and disappointing feelings out there. Most of us have dealt with this problem enough times in our lives that we usually perform an unnecessary high number of shakes just to be certain we got it all out. However, being human, sometimes we forget. Or there might be someone waiting behind us at the urinal and we don't want him to think we're trying to get a quick jerk in before returning to work or the lovely cocktail party. So we put it away, after enjoying our pleasant release of fluid, zip up our fly, and flush the urinal. Before we even have time to turn around we can feel it. It usually begins to crawl (if you're wearing briefs), like a snake along our underwear, seeping into any available space and sometimes (in more dramatic scenarios) our legs. With boxers it shows no mercy and drips directly onto the pants. Brutal. The problem is as soon as we realize we didn't shake enough, it's too late.
This guy was definitely trying the dabble-it-with-water method which always tends to backfire:
It really becomes an interesting question of whether or not you technically peed your pants. I mean if you define peeing your pants by the letter of the law, exactly what the phrase says, you did just that. You got your own pee on your pants (from the inside too). Maybe the definition should be amended to include the phrase "due to lack of bladder control" in which case you might be in the safe. However, it's worth noting that in some drastic instances of shake-negligence, more pee comes out than if one were to accidently lose bladder control and really pee his pants, making this scenario perhaps worse than peeing your pants. (I say it's still worse to pee your pants because of the shame involved- at least when you get pee on your pants due to shake-negligence it's understood that this happens to every guy once in a while)
Tell me you wouldn't have trouble taking this guy seriously in a conversation:
PS: A friend of mine pissed his pants in front of his friends for $20. Respect.