Please have a look at this fabulous slideshow that GQ put together. Like awkwardboners.com, I don't want to comment too much on what they put together or try to add in my commentary where it's not necessary. I think each one of these slides speaks for itself- we all have friends (or facebook friends, rather) like this (or perhaps you are one of those people) and find ourselves contorting our necks and squinting our eyes in confusion, staring at their status and trying to understand why someone would publically advertise something like that. Oh well, some people just don't get it. At least they'll never know that they don't get it (or that there's anything to get).
Also- have a Merry Christmas and a lovely Kwanzaa.